Birds

Samuel [shooting water gun at daddy in the shower]: "You feeled that!"
Daddy [being way too verbose, and speaking with laryngitis in a noisy shower]: "We say 'felt', instead of 'feeled.' 'I felt, you felt, he/she/it felt.' It's verb conjugation. Can you say 'verb conjugation?'"
Samuel: "Bird congregation."
Daddy: "Hm. OK."