Car Junk

Daddy [proud of having cleaned out his car]: "Remember all that junk that was in my car?"

S: "Where did it all go?"

Daddy: "I got rid of it."

S [pointing to some sand and crumbs in car seat]: "What about that junk?"

Daddy: "I didn't CLEAN my car, I just...picked it up."

S [very impressed]: "With WHAT?"