When I Grow Up

The other day while driving...

Samuel: I could be a firefighter when I get big.
Daddy: Yes, you could.
Samuel: Or I could be a coffee-maker.
Daddy: You mean like the people at Starbucks or Barnes & Noble? Yeah, you could do that. Or you could be a teacher, like Mommy. Or maybe a software engineer, like Aaron [Brooks].
Samuel: Or I could drive a tractor.
Daddy: Yes, you could be a farmer, like Grandpa Duane.
Samuel: Yeah. I'll be a farmer. Instead of Spider-Man.
Daddy: Oh, you want to be Spider-Man?
Samuel: [exasperated at Daddy's absurdities] NO, I'll be a farmer INSTEAD OF Spider-Man.